my little sister said i should get a job with tumblr staff to help pay for her going to college
and i was all like ‘hey i don’t have the skills to improve tumblr’
and she just looks me dead in the eye and says ‘it’s not like they do either’
i’m just sitting here in amazement like
so i just told her that this post has like seven thousand notes and she literally cackled like a disney villain
my eldest sister had a boyfriend when she was in fifth grade, but we moved away so they obviously couldn’t see each other. well, when she was in college her friend introduced her to some guy and it was her old boyfriend from fifth grade. after two days of catching up she told him she wanted to marry him. they’ve been married for ten years and have two kids together.
you really a bitch if you let the microwave hit zeros while your family is asleep you disrespectful bitch